‘2012’ Trailer PostedJune 19, 2009
Source: Youtube, IMDB
THRALL WORLD cannot recommend ANYthing by ROLAND EMMERICH who actually claims a “writing” credit for one of the most anticipated but thoroughly stupid movies in existence; INDEPENDENCE DAY.
But the scenes from the scheduled November 13th ‘2012’ do look a little tempting what with all of the Terror, Death, and Destruction of those pesky fully deserving humans…
Therefore we are going to attempt something a little crazy and kooky over here based on the premise that we MIGHT manage to find the time to sneak out to this particular film.
It’ll go something like this:
We’ll pop into a Walgreens or nearest drugstore on the way to above mentioned movie and purchase a brand new set of ear plugs. In this way we can completely bypass what we assume will be a TOTAL FLOATER of a script and kind of make up our own little story to go along with the hapless human interchange while cheering like a mad crazy rabid SKUMFUKKER at the over-the-top eye candy of unimaginable Earth-ending horrors that could quite possibily await us in the very near future.
Ever wonder what an Earth-ending tsunami might look like? It’s in there. How about a the Earthquake to end all earthquakes? It’s very likely in there. And the humanity ending asteroid? Probably in there too.
And yay for that.
Plot synopsis: An academic researcher leads a group of people in a fight to counteract the apocalyptic events that were predicted by the ancient Mayan calendar. (THRALL WORLD embellishment: as told by Roland Emmerich this is guaranteed to SUCK – keep those ear plugs handy…)
“Directed” AND “written” by Roland Emerich (ooo boy…) and scheduled for release on November 13th, ‘2012’ stars; John Cusack, Thandie Newton, Woody Harrelson, Amanda Peet, Morgan Lily, Danny Glover, and Oliver Platt.