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HOWARD STERN Re-Signs With SIRIUS – Five Year Deal

December 10, 2010

HOWARD STERN


Source: NYDailyNews.com

Howard Stern ended months of speculation Thursday morning and announced he’s signed a new five-year deal to stay with Sirius Satellite Radio.

Stern rocked the radio world in 2005 when he started at Sirius backed with a $500 million contract. His renewal announcement came with just a handful of regular shows left in his current deal.

Stern declined to discuss his salary, though he said earlier this week he wouldn’t take a pay cut.

Read more HERE.

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‘THE TROLL HUNTER’ Trailer Posted – Norwegian Twist On The Big Monster Movie Trend

October 19, 2010

Teaser still from 'THE TROLL HUNTER'


Source: ComingSoon.net

Well if it wasn’t apparent before it would seem to be now.. Giant monster movies of the Godzilla/King Kong type are officially back in style with recent movies like CLOVERFIELD, MONSTERS, and even SKYLINE

The Wagner/Cuban Company’s Magnet Releasing, genre arm of Magnolia Pictures announced today that it has acquired World rights excluding Europe to writer/director André Ovredal’s The Troll Hunter, produced by John M. Jacobsen and Sveinung Golimo.

Shot in a vérité style, The Troll Hunter is the story of a group of Norwegian film students that set out to capture real-life trolls on camera after learning their existence has been covered up for years by a government conspiracy.

Read more HERE.


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CONAN O’BRIEN Announces New Show Title – “Simple, Pure, Like The Man Himself…”

September 1, 2010

CONAN O'BRIEN


Source: TeamCoco.com

Conan O’Brien divulges the name of his new TBS show in the video short below:


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ROBERT RODRIGUEZ’s ‘MACHETE’ Update: 4 Character Spots Posted

August 24, 2010

'MACHETE'


ComingSoon.net




20th Century Fox has set a September 3 release date for Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis’ Machete, starring Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson and Steven Seagal. Labor Day falls on Monday, Sept. 6, which gives the movie a four-day opening weekend.

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Read more HERE.

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THRALL WORLD “Moment Of Zen” For 08.18.10

August 18, 2010


So much sorrow and confusion being reported in the daily news.. But every now and then the clouds part and a moment of epiphanical joy is attained..



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RAMMSTEIN: New Video For ‘HAIFISCH’ Posted

April 27, 2010

RAMMSTEIN





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ROBERT RODRIGUEZ’s ‘MACHETE’ Gets A Release Date

April 17, 2010

'MACHETE'


Source: ComingSoon.net

THRALL WORLD could not think of a better weekend to roll out the the little trailer that could as it graduates from the “Wouldn’t it be cool..” list to the big screen..

20th Century Fox has set a September 3 release date for Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis’ Machete, starring Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson and Steven Seagal. Labor Day falls on Monday, Sept. 6, which gives the movie a four-day opening weekend.

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Read more HERE.



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CONFIRMED: CONAN O’BRIEN Returns To Late Night This November – Details

April 12, 2010

CONAN O'BRIEN


Source: ComingSoon.net

Conan O’Brien is joining TBS to host a late-night talk show that is expected to debut in November.

Said O’Brien: “In three months I’ve gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theaters, and now I’m headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly.”

O’Brien will host his hour-long, yet-to-be-titled show Mondays through Thursdays at 11 p.m. (ET/PT).

Read more HERE.

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‘Sex And The City 2′ Trailer Posted

April 12, 2010

'SEX AND THE CITY 2' Movie Poster


Source: IMDB

Suprise suprise – JOHN CORBETT is back – just in time to have his heart broken one more time…

Directed by Michael Patrick Kingand set for release on May 27th, 2010, SEX AND THE CITY 2 stars; Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Chris Noth, and John Corbitt.



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New Trailer And Poster For ‘THE A-TEAM’

April 1, 2010

'THE A-TEAM' Movie Poster


Source: IMDB

Plot synopsis: A group of Iraq War veterans looks to clear their name with the U.S. military, who suspect the four men of committing a crime for which they were framed.

Produced by Ridley Scott, directed by Joe Carnahan and set for release on June 11th, 2010, ‘THE A-TEAM’ stars; Liam Neeson as “Howling Mad” Murdock, Bradley Cooper as Lt. Templeton “Faceman” Peck, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson as Sgt. “B.A.” Baracus, Sharlto Copley (DISTRICT 9) as Capt. “Howling Mad” Murdock, and Jessica Beal with cameos by Dirk Benedict and Dwight Schultz.



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HUGO WEAVING Admits He’s “Never Met” MICHAEL BAY, Has Never Seen TRANSFORMERS 1, Unaware TRANSFORMERS 3 In The Works

February 17, 2010

HUGO WEAVING


Source: TheAge.com

Interesting – if somewhat odd – reveals from one HUGO WEAVING (MATRIX Trilogy, LORD OF THE RINGS Trilogy):

As the voice of Megatron, one imagines how into the series Weaving is, but just how deeply immersed he is becomes clear when discussing the next instalment.

“Oh no,” he barks with a laugh. “They’re not making Transformers III, are they?” Given that Transformers II made $800 million, they’re probably going to have to.

“[Director] Michael Bay talks to me on the phone. I’ve never met him. We were doing the voice for the second one and I still hadn’t seen the first one. I still didn’t really know who the characters were and I didn’t know what anything was. It’s a voice job, for sure, and people assume I’ve spent my life working on it, but I really know so little about it.”

Read more HERE.

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GUY RITCHIE Returning To Direct SHERLOCK HOLMES Sequel – No Longer Directing LOBO

January 29, 2010

GUY RITCHIE


Source: LATimes.com

The Cast Of 'SHERLOCK HOLMES'

Director Guy Ritchie has set aside the planned “Lobo” film to clear his schedule for a fast-tracked “Holmes” sequel, according to producer Joel Silver.

Silver is a producer of “Holmes” as well as “Lobo.”

Read more HERE.

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SIMON PEGG Anchoring New Horror Comedy – ‘BURKE AND HARE’

January 22, 2010

SIMON PEGG


Source: HeatVisionBlog.com

Isla Fisher, Andy Serkis and Tom Wilkinson have joined Simon Pegg in “Burke and Hare,” a horror comedy that marks John Landis’ return to feature directing after more than 10 years.

Written by Piers Ashworth and Nick Moorcroft, “Hare” is based on the true story a pair of the U.K.’s earliest serial killers, William Burke and William Hare, gravediggers who lucratively sold the corpses of their victims to a medical college for dissection.

Serkis, fresh off a leading actor BAFTA nomination for “Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll,” will play Hare opposite Pegg’s Burke.

Read more HERE.

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MARILYN MANSON Vs. POGO Lawsuit Update: Settlement Revealed

December 24, 2009

MARILYN MANSON With Pogo Pre Lawsuit Days


Source: Blabbermouth.net, Southern California Public Radio, Myspace.com/MarilynManson

Marilyn Manson’s insurance coverage will pay $175,000 to settle a lawsuit brought against him by a former member of his band, but all of the money will go to the plaintiff’s attorney, a lawyer for the goth rocker said today.

Read more HERE.

Just a few days ago, it was reported that:

The settlement of a lawsuit against Marilyn Manson by a former band member is being held up by the filing of a $72,000 lien for attorneys’ fees, lawyers told a judge today.

Read more on that HERE.

Marilyn Manson posted his reaction to the current state of the lawsuit on his Myspace page:

MARILYN MANSON reacts to current state of lawsuit with POGO (click image to enlarge)



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THRALL WORLD “OH SNAP!” Report: When AXL ROSE Attacks!!!

December 11, 2009

GUNS N' ROSES: The Only Lineup That Ever Mattered


Source: TMZ.com, GunsNRoses.com

Axl Rose annihilated a paparazzi at LAX the other night, connecting with a ferocious blow to the snapper’s head — and now we’ve got the video of the entire brutal beat down.

Before the brawl, Axl warns the paparazzi about a photog who was allegedly getting close to a woman in his entourage saying, “touch her again, I’ll break his f**king [THRALL WORLD edit: fucking] neck.”

Seconds later, the woman can be seen scuffling with a photog — and that’s when Axl charges in and swings for the photog’s head … knocking the guy right on his ass.

Read more HERE and watch the footage of Axl in action below.

Axl is currently heading to Taiwan where he is scheduled to perform as Guns N’ Roses (AKA: The Axl Rose Project).

GUNS N’ ROSES tour dates for Taiwan, Korea and Japan in December:

Dec. 11 – Taipei, Taiwan – Taipei County Stadium
Dec. 13 – Seoul, Korea – Olympic Park Gymnastics Stadium
Dec. 16 – Osaka, Japan – Osaka Dome
Dec. 19 – Tokyo, Japan – Tokyo Dome

Canadian “Chinese Democracy World Tour” tour dates:

Jan. 13 – Winnipeg, MB – MTS Centre
Jan. 16 – Calgary, AB – Pengrowth Saddledome
Jan. 17 – Edmonton, AB – Rexall Place
Jan. 19 – Saskatoon, SK – Credit Union Centre
Jan. 20 – Regina, SK – Brandt Centre
Jan. 24 – Hamilton, ON – Copps Coliseum
Jan. 25 – London, ON – John Labatt Centre
Jan. 27 – Montreal, PQ – Bell Centre
Jan. 28 – Toronto, ON – Air Canada Centre
Jan. 31 – Ottawa, ON – Scotiabank Place
Feb. 01 – Quebec City, PQ – Colisee Pepsi
Feb. 03 – Moncton, NB – Moncton Coliseum
Feb. 04 – Halifax, NS – Metro Centre

Also – 03.10.10 — 04.10.10 South America

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‘SLINGERS’ Viral/Sizzle Reel Posted – Following In The Footsteps Of ‘DISTRICT 9′ And ‘PARANORMAL ACTIVITY’ – THEE Next Big Science Fiction Television Series You’ve Never Heard Of (Yet)??

December 8, 2009

Still From 'SLINGERS'


Source: Sizemore.co.uk

Maybe. But don’t look for it on television. Not yet anyways. At the very least it gets the award for thee longest THRALL WORLD headline EVER…

Following in the footsteps of ‘District 9′ and ‘Paranormal Activity’ comes ‘SLINGERS’ – a sort of interstellar OCEAN’S 11 complete with the snappy dialogue and wit of say SNATCH.

THRALL WORLD stumbled on to this “Sizzle Reel” via complete accident. It’s basically a trailer made by creator Mike Sizemore and the plan is to get picked up as a full-blown television series. The strategy mirrors the manner in which ‘DISTRICT 9′ (which started out as the short ‘ALIVE IN JOBURG’) came to the attention of Peter Jackson and – even more recently – director Fede Alvarez got noticed and had his short, ‘PANIC ATTACK’, picked up by none other than SAM RAIMI of EVIL DEAD/SPIDERMAN fame.

Plot synopsis: Slingers is set in the year 2960 A.D., following mankind’s first interplanetary war. Humanity is now clustered into a finite, but still vast section of the universe known as Enclosed Space. Humanity won the war with an aggressive alien enemy, but at a cost. The way back to Earth is now cut off by an impassable barrier – a side effect of the blast that finally pushed the enemy back.

The show takes its name from a group of people thrown together on board an experimental spacecraft that is capable of Slinging itself to any point in space. In theory it’s the only craft capable of getting home. In reality the crew are using it to carry out a series of high tech heists and get even with those who are now exploiting their positions in the post war hierarchy.

Dominic ‘DM’ Monroe, a special ops war veteran becomes the de facto leader of this small team of thieves who rail against the decision by military command to just ‘stay where they are and make the best of it’. They’re determined to get home and if that means breaking a few rules and picking up a lot of enemies along the way then so be it.

Keep up with the latest at Sizemore’s official site HERE.

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‘ZOMBIELAND’ And ‘JACKASS’ Comfirmed For 3D Sequels

December 3, 2009

'ZOMBIELAND' Teaser Poster


Source: Variety, JackAssWorld.com

A little unusual to post these in the same update but that’s how it appeared in Variety… Dual 3D sequels:

Hollywood is moving forward with a pair of unlikely 3D sequels. Sony is in the process of inking deals to bring back the “Zombieland” team for a second installment, but this time the bloody comedy is poised to unspool in 3D. And Paramount has greenlit a third “Jackass,” which will also be shot in 3D.

…The [new JACKASS] film will lense in Knob Lick, Kentucky, Mianus, Connecticut, Fukang, China, Buttzville, New Jersey and Gayville, South Dakota.

The JACKASS Bunch (cast): 3rd movie confirmed - possibly in 3D

Also from JackAssWorld.com Knoxville makes the official announcement of the 3rd movie with a disclaimer:

Okay, everybody, this is going to be short but sweet. We (and by we I mean everybody) are doing a third jackass movie. Woohoo and honk-honk! It will come out in late 2010 and it may or may not be in 3-D. I know it’s being reported it will be in 3-D, but until we test those cameras out we won’t make the decision. Anyway, whatever dimension it’s in, just know its going to be f’ed. We’re back, and jackass 3 is cumming soon.


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New Trailer For ‘THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS’ Posted

October 24, 2009

'THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS' Movie Poster

'THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS' Movie Poster


Source: IMDB

A reporter in Iraq might just have the story of a lifetime when he meets Lyn Cassady, a guy who claims to be a former member of the U.S. Army’s First Earth Battalion, a unit that employs paranormal powers in their missions.

Directed by Grant Heslov and set for release on November 6th, 2009, “The Men Who Stare at Goats”; stars George Clooney, Jeff Bridges, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey, Rebecca Mader, and Terry Serpico.

Looks hilarious. George Clooney (who THRALL WORLD loathed for years following the unforgivable disaster, “Batman And Robin”) has suddenly emerged as an actor we look forward to seeing following his roles in “Syriana”, “Burn After Reading”, and “Solaris”. Batman has more than recovered and excelled and so, it appears, has Clooney.

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’2012′ – 5 Minute Scene Posted – “How To Outrun An Apocalyptic Earthquake With Your Limo”

October 3, 2009

'2012' Movie Poster

'2012' Movie Poster


Source: Youtube

THRALL WORLD has not laughed this hard all year long. Roland Emmerich is truly the Ed Wood of his time. In the scene below Emmerich shows us the finesse needed to avoid being swallowed up by the much Nostradamus-prophesized apocalyptic earthquake that will inevitably devour California. It turns out all you need is a limo and all of the combined luck of every human being that has ever lived on this planet over the course of our species entire existence…

But contrary to what you might think – we absolutely WILL be in attendance on opening day. Why!? As we mentioned previously

Plot synopsis: An academic researcher leads a group of people in a fight to counteract the apocalyptic events that were predicted by the ancient Mayan calendar.

“Directed” AND “written” by Roland Emerich (ooo boy…) and scheduled for release on November 13th, ’2012′ stars; John Cusack, Thandie Newton, Woody Harrelson, Amanda Peet, Morgan Lily, Danny Glover, and Oliver Platt.



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MARILYN MANSON Update: SWINE FLU Claim Denied By Management And LIVE NATION – No Tour Dates Cancelled

September 30, 2009

MARILYN MANSON

MARILYN MANSON


Source: Twitter.com/MarilynManson, Blabbermouth.net

MARILYN MANSONS health status has been updated on his Official Twitter account

MARILYN MANSON: "Clean Bill Of Health After Previous SWINE FLU Claim"

Manson recently wrote on his Myspace Celebrity blog (which has since been removed):

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

Upcoming MARILYN MANSON world tour dates:

Sep 23 2009 @ Agora Quebec
Sep 25 2009 @ Metro Centre Halifax, Nova Scotia
Sep 26 2009 @ Coliseum Moncton, New Brunswick
Oct 5 2009 @ Challenge Stadium Perth
Oct 7 2009 @ Thebarton Adelaide
Oct 10 2009 @ Festival Hall Melbourne
Oct 14 2009 @ Hordern Pavilion Sydney
Oct 17 2009 @ Entertainment Centre Brisbane
Nov 6 2009 @ MALMO ARENA Malmo
Nov 9 2009 @ THE GLOBE Stockholm
Nov 11 2009 @ Hartwall Arena Helsinki
Nov 12 2009 @ New Arena St. Petersburg
Nov 13 2009 @ B1 Club Moscow
Nov 15 2009 @ Arena Riga
Nov 17 2009 @ Stodola Warsaw
Nov 18 2009 @ TEMPODROME Berlin
Nov 19 2009 @ PALLADIUM Cologne
Nov 21 2009 @ SPORTHALLE Hamburg
Nov 23 2009 @ JAHRHUNDERTHALLE Frankfurt
Nov 24 2009 @ ZENITH Munich
Nov 26 2009 @ PALAVERDE Treviso
Nov 27 2009 @ PALASHARP Milan
Nov 29 2009 @ ZENITH Toulouse
Dec 1 2009 @ CAMPO PEQUENO Lisbon
Dec 3 2009 @ Palacio de los Deportes Madrid
Dec 4 2009 @ Sant Jordi Club Barcelona
Dec 6 2009 @ ZENITH Lille
Dec 7 2009 @ HMH Amsterdam
Dec 9 2009 @ Brixton Academy London
Dec 10 2009 @ Brixton Academy London
Dec 13 2009 @ 02 Academy Birmingham
Dec 14 2009 @ Academy Manchester
Dec 15 2009 @ 02 Academy Glasgow
Dec 17 2009 @ Trent Arena Nottingham
Dec 18 2009 @ Lotto Arena Antwerp
Dec 20 2009 @ Rockhal Luxembourg
Dec 21 2009 @ ZENITH Paris

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